Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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