I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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