and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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