I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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