we have officially lost it.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I won the penis lottery.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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