At least make sure they are 18
Why
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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