but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
