i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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