He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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