WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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