I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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