how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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