i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
