I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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