God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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