ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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