he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just took my morning after pill in the library
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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