32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs