the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.