drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
