apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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