ugly people sure do ruin things
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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