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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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