These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I pour the whiskey from now on
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize
