Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize