hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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