Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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