Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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