i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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