We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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