shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
