too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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