it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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