I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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