Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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