Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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