Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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