So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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