If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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