I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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