another moral hangover. fuck.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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