I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
FUCK WHALES
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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