Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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