I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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