Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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