i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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