There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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