hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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