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(734): View more from Michigan

y did u give ur computer a hand job?

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(850): View more from Florida

TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

(407): View more from Florida

i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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(847): View more from Illinois

my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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(520): View more from Arizona

Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.

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(302): View more from Delaware

he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.

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