I just made out with a guy for $7.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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