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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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