dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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