I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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