She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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